Last Sunday Martina and I went to Ikea with an acquaintance who just moved into a new apartment and wanted to buy a TV cabinet. The guy took the least efficient way through Ikea. It was so frustrating. In the end we did what all frustrated people do. We bought junk. I was quiet embarrassed about the new ice scream scooper because I secretly made fun of all the people who own ice cream scoopers. If only I would have known! Ice Cream Scoopers Make Sense! So many table spoons could have been left unbent if we only would have bought one earlier. The moral: Sometimes it makes sense to go to Ikea with someone who clearly has no idea of how one visits Ikeas.

You should have seen the guy’s place! Lived like an animal with the TV on the floor…